17 definitions by MrKoi
Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.
by MrKoi June 2, 2007
When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.
Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?
Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!
*Steve shows up*
Steve: Where are we going tonight?
Everyone who knows: The Spot!
Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!
*Steve shows up*
Steve: Where are we going tonight?
Everyone who knows: The Spot!
by MrKoi May 16, 2007
Commonly confused with the art of smoking opium, chasing the dragon refers to the senseless quest of a dragon slayer. Similar to Don Quioxte's misguided mission of battling windmills, a dragon slayer's prerogative is to sexually conquer girls with a similar size and attractiveness of a dragon.
by MrKoi May 16, 2007