MrKoi's definitions

sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.

I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

by MrKoi June 1, 2007

mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

the trinity

1. The post-match/training athletic refreshment of a pint of beer, water, and coke/lemonade. The beer provides analgesic effects to help mask any injuries, the water provides hydration, and the coke or lemonade delivers carbohydrate in a readily available and easy to digest format.

2. The name of the group of athletes (defensement from Hillcroft Lacrosse Club) who initialised the practice of consuming The Trinity.

*At the bar after a game*

Mitch: What do you want?

Dave: The Trinity

by MrKoi March 25, 2008

netlurker

A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.

John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.

by MrKoi June 23, 2007

crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007