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chasing the dragon

Commonly confused with the art of smoking opium, chasing the dragon refers to the senseless quest of a dragon slayer. Similar to Don Quioxte's misguided mission of battling windmills, a dragon slayer's prerogative is to sexually conquer girls with a similar size and attractiveness of a dragon.
Nannini's been chasing the dragon hardcore all year.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.
I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
mugGet the sausage pizzamug.

netlurker

A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.
John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.
by MrKoi June 23, 2007
mugGet the netlurkermug.

crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.
Shirley's got a messy crime scene.
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
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orc

A breed of hideously ugly 'lady' who inhabitate the barren landscape of Mordor.

Orcs generally, but not always have the following attributes: back boobs, facial hair, missing teeth, a tramp stamp, too tight clothing, imitation gold jewelry, hoop earrings, inappropriate body piercings for their age, 3 kids with no present father figure, a cackling laugh, a distinct lack of class.
Dude, did you see how many fucking orcs there were in Mordor last night? It was disgusting!
by MrKoi May 31, 2007
mugGet the orcmug.

base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.
Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?
by MrKoi June 1, 2007
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