Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj April 12, 2016
by Mr.nj April 15, 2017
Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
A school full of rich spoiled cunts that love to fuck up meaningful and authentic relationships. They may intern on capital hill to learn politics, but in reality they are pulling some Monica Lewinsky shit. But they are too pussy to actually suck dick. FYI half of them have syphilis.
Guy 1: Hey bro I matched with this hoe on tinder and she’s a senior at Madeira gonna go see her she looks hot af.
Guy 2: NO. FUCK NO. DO NOT DO THAT. SHES A STANKY PRUDE AND WILL NOT PUT OUT. RED FLAG ABORT ABORT
Guy 2: NO. FUCK NO. DO NOT DO THAT. SHES A STANKY PRUDE AND WILL NOT PUT OUT. RED FLAG ABORT ABORT
by Mr.nj April 21, 2018
Guy 1: I was checking tinder for some babes last night but then some huge ass dick popped up on my screen.
Guy 2: Guess you got Tindick-ed
Guy 2: Guess you got Tindick-ed
by Mr.nj April 13, 2016
When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.
Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.
Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.
Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.
by Mr.nj February 26, 2019
A dude who tells all his friends he's fucking a girl, but it's really the same girl he was fucking last year and he's just calling her a different name
Barry is such a Paige Turner, said he was fucking Pamela but is was really Randi, just like last year. Cuz that's the only puss he can get
by Mr.nj April 15, 2017