Mr.Diddler's definitions
A suicidal act typically carried out by depressed frat members. Not to be confused with Liver Drowning.
Person A: Bro, I don't want to live anymore.
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
Person B: Bro, Same wanna go out doing a drowning liver.
Person A: Bro, I wouldn't wanna die any other way
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the Drowning Livermug. The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the Metal Muffmug. When your whore of a mother has sweaty sex with the greasy local UPS guy and then suspiciously has an equally greasy baby 9 months later
Nosy neighbor 1: I saw Sheryl receiving a cum delivery with the UPS guy Steve today!
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
Nosy Neighbor 2: God I'd kill for a Cum Deliver right now
Nosy Neighbor 1: What?
by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019
Get the Cum Deliverymug. Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the The Bucking Mustangmug. by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
Get the Flesh Baguettemug. Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."
by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019
Get the Poontang-Quakemug. A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.
by Mr.Diddler March 7, 2019
Get the Brown Fireballmug.