Mr. Zimpy's definitions

Trash Metal

What morons call Thrash Metal

Thrash Metal= Slayer

Trash Metal= Linkin Park

by Mr. Zimpy January 2, 2010

Emo

a whiney, annoying, angsty, poser, who is from the suburbs and has a tough life because they either been grounded by their parents or they lost their i-pod. There is no difference between emo boys and girls, they both look and act the same. If you see an emo you should beat the fuck out off them and tell them tha they are just a rip-off of Goth.

Emo is the cancer that is killing

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Republican

A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.

Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.

by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009

Disney Channel

An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.

Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.

by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

Slayer

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Sarah Palin

1. The SEXIEST polictian ever.

2. The reason I became a Republican.

1. Sarah Palin is HOT, I want to bone her hard.

2. I became a republican cause I want to be in the same party as Sarah Palin.

by Mr. Zimpy December 30, 2009

Asian Girls

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.

Asian Girls are hot.

by Mr. Zimpy January 14, 2010