Definitions by Mr. Zimpy

Juggalo 

A white cracker fuckface who is a total insult to white people, they put on clown makeup to hide the fact that they are homosexuals and threaten to kill people with hatchets if they aren't "down for some ass sex with the clown". They should NOT under any circumstances be taken as a threat because their insults couldn't even intimidate a 5 year old, and if I was to see a bunch of clown fags running after me I would die laughing.

I hate the ICP, they are a lame band if I dare call them a band.

Juggalo Scum: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEST BAND EVER!!!! WHOO WHOO JUGGALO4LIFE!!!!

I grab the Juggalo by the throat and beat the holy fuck out of them.

Juggalo by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

Juggalete 

A female version of a Juggalo. If you see a Juggalete, beat her with a frying pan and tell her to get back in the kitchen.

Juggalete: I love the ICP!

Me: Bitch, get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Juggalete by Mr. Zimpy July 27, 2010

Hockey 

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

Hockey by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010

Linkin Park 

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.

Linkin Park fans will give me a thumbs down.

Linkin Park by Mr. Zimpy February 3, 2010

Asian Girls 

The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.

Asian Girls are hot.

Asian Girls by Mr. Zimpy January 14, 2010

My Chemical Romance 

An Emo/Punk/Whatever the hell they want to call themselves rock band that sounds pretty annoying. I believe that they have to be emo cause my ex girlfriend was emo and she knew the words to that Song "Black Parade". Wait a minute, Black Parade? Alright their emo then.

My Chemical Romance sounds like a subject you learn in science.

My Chemical Romance by Mr. Zimpy January 3, 2010

Trash Metal 

What morons call Thrash Metal

Thrash Metal= Slayer

Trash Metal= Linkin Park

Trash Metal by Mr. Zimpy January 2, 2010