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32 definitions by Mr. Zimpy

 
1.
The Best girls on the planet. Hot, sexy, loyal, sexy, I'm actually getting a boner typing this.
Asian Girls are hot.
by Mr. Zimpy January 14, 2010
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2.
A bunch of hardcore ghetto clowns who are insane, and they rap about violence and Santa Claus. Seriously who the fuck gave these losers a contract? They can't rap, their songs have too many curses in them obviously to enhance their "baditude", their lyrics are written by retarded 5 year old monkeys, and they have a cult following of Juggalosers.
person: I love the ICP

person2: You mean the idiot crap penissuckers?

person: NO!! The insane clown posse!

person2: Whats the difference?
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
735 398
 
3.
The sign of the Apocalypse cause I swore that there would never be a show worse than Hannah Montana.
If you really want to torture somebody, tie them to a chair and force them to watch ICarly.
by Mr. Zimpy December 29, 2009
403 137
 
4.
A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.
The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
258 63
 
5.
A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.
Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
334 153
 
6.
a talk show which was originally a game show titled "Whose da Daddy?". Only features racial stereotypes who have untold amounts of sex with their entire neighborhood and can't find out who is the father of their badly named child. So instead of having any amount of dignity and privately going to a clinic, they embarass themselves on national television and have Maury proclaim that the deadbeat scumbag man is or is not the father. The woman runs to the back and cries, the scumbag dances on stage and Maury exploits these women for his own selfish gain. It is actually pretty entertaining to watch.
Maury: When it comes to 10 month old zudafitriashoshumba, Thuga you are not the father!

Thuga: I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA, I TOLD YA (dances)

Lafunda: (runs to the backstage, crying, camera does extreme closeup) OH MAW GAWD, I THOWTH YOU WAS THE DAD, OH MAW GAWD, OH GAWD!!! I NEVER HAD SEX WID ANYBODY, BUT THAT ONE OTHER BUSLOAD OF PEOPLE I DIDINT KNOW!!!

Maury: we'll help you find the father, on the MAURY SHOW.

Announcer: The maury show was paid for by the following.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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7.
An evil multibillion dollar corporation that used to be awesome but sold its soul to the devil and now makes terrible tv shows and movies. Only watched by fags and 12 year old girls, they make movies that suck so bad, and are always about a 16 year old whore who wants to be prom queen or high school musicals. I pray for the destruction of this channel, its killing mankind.
Walt Disney would be so embarrased to see the Disney Channel.
by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009
156 21