32 definitions by Mr. Zimpy

a talk show which was originally a game show titled "Whose da Daddy?". Only features racial stereotypes who have untold amounts of sex with their entire neighborhood and can't find out who is the father of their badly named child. So instead of having any amount of dignity and privately going to a clinic, they embarass themselves on national television and have Maury proclaim that the deadbeat scumbag man is or is not the father. The woman runs to the back and cries, the scumbag dances on stage and Maury exploits these women for his own selfish gain. It is actually pretty entertaining to watch.

A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.

a terrible brand of music where the singers only sing about failed relationships. The fans are 13 year old girls who are so stupid not to realize that the singers are too pretty to be turned down by a guy and that helps the girls relate to them. None of the pop artists write their own songs because they are way too stupid to pick up a pen and paper.

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

A Nu-Metal band that is extremely popular with Teens, mostly because their songs are so Angsty. They got 6 members in the band, everyone only knows the two vocalists. Mike Shinoda who raps, and Chester Bennington, who screams. There songs range from singing about sorrow and sorrow. They suck.

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.