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moshterpiece

Any classic Hardcore Record that brings the Mosh with authority, word made famous by John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000 and PC Deathsquad.
The new PC Deathsquad record is a moshterpiece.
by Mr. X August 22, 2004
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beejanese

A word to use to describe the art of a woman giving you head when youre telling your boys about it and you dont want the girl to catch on what youre talking about. Its the language of the Blowjob, word made famous by John Lockjaw of Pitboss 2000 and PC Deathsquad.
Bro last night back at my house, she straight up gave a lesson in Beejanese.
by Mr. X August 22, 2004
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nerdario

a word used to describe someone who is a nerd using the Cleveland Hardcore "Ario" made famous by Pitboss 2000.
Yo man, look at that skinny ass emo kid, what a straight up nerdario.
by Mr. X August 22, 2004
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hefla

Man, he is such a hefla
by Mr. X May 13, 2005
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douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.
He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.
by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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Ack

A word in which one can describe extreme to mild frustration or anger to someone or something. (Mostly used in AIM or other instant messenger conversations).
Bob: Napoleon Dynamite is sold out and is too expensive to buy!

Jake; Ack!
by Mr. X December 27, 2004
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