Mr. U-be-U's definitions

post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

NSFF

Short for:
1. Not Safe For Fucking
2. Not Sufficient Funds for Fucking

1. That bitch is NSFF
2. Mr Dick had NSFF so he settled for a BJ

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008