Mr. Stab's definitions
A military conflict which occured in the peaceful territories of Stonerland and Tokeopia from 2003 to 2005. The allied sovereign states were invaded by swarms of evil pig monsters, and various other malformed combatants.
The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.
The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
The Bongunist Party was instated as a unified emergency war government in Tokeopia, appointing the now-legendary Doob Squad responsible for major combat operations against the pig army. The Doob Squad fought for control over much of both regions, most notably the Ghanja Heritage Base in Tokeopia, and the "Compound" (Area 69) and the "Birdshit" (Birdensheissen) airfield in Stonerland.
The Doob Squad succeeded in annihilating the pig/monster opposition, and after strategic use of the newly-discovered Atom Bong in 2004, the Stoner War resulted in the unification of the involved territories into the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the Stoner War mug.
Excretory insect which uses camouflage on its wings to make it the same colour of the host's testicles; on which it resides. Bollockmoths are common in the summer months; and are not to be confused with big flakes of pubic psoriasis.
"Jesus Christ!!"
by Mr. Stab June 10, 2004
Get the Bollockmoth mug.A (usually) non-ingestible artefact found in lavatories. Named for its similar appearance to beef, although its odour and edible qualities are notably less pleasant. Its origin is unknown, but it is generally agreed within the scientific community that it is from a biological source.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the Toilet Beef mug.The eastern constituent country of the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. It is reknowned for its relaxed laws and attitudes, tasty and widely available munch, cultural love of uber-comfy sofas and extensive use of cannabis sativa.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the Stonerland mug.Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
Get the bongunism mug.The God of Darkness and Evil within the Bongunism religion. The God of Light (see Bdig) and the God of Darkness (Gidb) provide a steady karma within the pot-smoking world.
by Mr. Stab June 14, 2004
Get the Gidb mug.