Mr. Squakity's definitions

Coldplay

A band from Britain containing four powerful and intelligent members, Chris Martin (vocals), Jon Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass) and Will Champion (drums). Originally called Starfish, they first hit it big with their song "Yellow" which is on their debut album, Parachutes. Since their first album in 2000, they have released two more sensational albums, recently releasing X&Y which became the best-seller in Europe and America.

Coldplay gets a lot of crap from people who dislike them. It's either you love Coldplay or you hate Coldplay. However, Coldplay writes very philosophical lyrics and people complain and say that they want to be the next U2, but they sound nothing like U2, but they sound like Radiohead, but both bands are still stellar.

Chris Martin is currently the poster child for the Make Trade Fair charities and for OXFAM.

Coldplay does some amazing work both on and offstage. We all should be thinking about what they're doing for the world instead of maybe hating on them like many people like to do.

by Mr. Squakity October 9, 2005

The Wall

The Wall is a puzzle-esque rock opera by Pink Floyd. The story follows the rise and fall of Pink Floyd, a rocker who finds that fame is not everything. Set during WWII, the lyrics are both enchanting, haunting and frightening. The album includes much symbolism. Who are The Worms? What is The Wall? What role does Mother play? What does Pink mean by, "Goodbye, cruel world/I'm leaving you today"? What is The Trial? Questions like these are things you should keep in mind. Do not try to listen to The Wall in one sitting. You will not get it. If you want to extract the full meaning of the music, listen to each song and think about it. Listen hard to the background noises, the actual lyrics, and the change of voice pitch and emotion.

Figure out The Wall. You'll be surprised.

My 7th grade music teacher made us do a project on The Wall. One of the best albums ever.

by Mr. Squakity June 25, 2005

woof

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.

Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!

by Mr. Squakity September 27, 2004

xxx

A very delicious brand of local (Seattle) root beer that looks like a porno sign when you drive by.

I was going up to Alpental the other day and saw the XXX root beer sign, and I thought it was a huge adult toy shop, but then I remembered that we have a rootbeer factory here. I was like, "Aw hell."

by Mr. Squakity May 13, 2005

haute

Past hawt, shmexy, seckzy, secksy and secksi combined, haute is the only way to describe tons of celebrities who are so hot they almost knock you over when you see them.

Also another expression used in the same way as hot; could also be used to describe erotic or semi-erotic situations (much like the word hot tends to do).

Some really haute celebrities are: Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Levine, Ewan McGregor and about a million others.

Oh my god, guys, wouldn't it be so haute if those two started holding hands? THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS IN MY MIND! LOOK GUYS LOOK!

by Mr. Squakity April 6, 2005

wizzizzoot

A useless word used to replace the word woot when you don't want to seem like a nerd, but you're proud to flaunt your dorkiness.

OMFG!!! We're going to watch ACDC on the television? Wizzizzoot!

by Mr. Squakity January 10, 2005

Adamgasm

A word used to describe the numerous gasms you get whilst staring, listening to, or thinking of Adam Levine and his ultra sexiness. See also eyegasm, eargasm and orgasm.

Dude, I watched a music video for Sunday Morning last night and I had the biggest Adamgasm ever! Adam Levine! WOO!

by Mr. Squakity February 6, 2005