Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."
Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"
Marcus: "Damn...she's tight
- she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"
LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo
to the core."