4 definitions by Mr. Merge

Top Definition
Definition of a circumsized penis
Rick - I'm 5".. not cut.. you?

Jamie - *blushing* I'm 6" and cut

Rick - OMG, you have a cut cock? Cute.. lemme see
by Mr. Merge June 30, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Almost, or actually orgasming, over a piece of music.
Friend 1 : My ex used to eargasm to No Doubt singing Love To Love You Baby
Friend 2 : I was boshing off one night, and eargasmed over Scissor Sisters singing Filthy Gorgeous
Friend 3 : Nah, nah, nah.. Madonna's Justify My Love is very eargasm worthy!
by Mr. Merge May 24, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Use 1 - Where you wank too much and your muscle on that particular arm is build up a lot.

Use 2 - An affliction, because of over-use it hurts when you are using it.
Example 1 - Whoa.. look at my wanker's arm - HUUUGE!

Example 2 - Ow.. hmm wanker's arm! *carries on anyway*
by Mr. Merge June 30, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
A man who has a thin strip of hair from his belly-button to his pubic region. Also known as treasure trail, or highway to heaven.
Oh my god, did you see the snail trail on him?

I was foolin' around with Brad last night, and he had a fuckin' snail trail, I was like - eeew!
by Mr. Merge May 27, 2005

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt