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Linkin park.

possibly the shittiest band in existance...they know like 2 guitar chords and they fucking suck..
linkin park fan: omg theyre soo cool i could just suck them all if they asked me

everyone else: Die you fucking loser
by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005
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Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering
She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning
by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015
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fuckwit

Someone who despite constant failure, is unable to learn from these transgressions. Continues to do foolish and irritating things, which aggravate many people. They are not only a halfwit, but also significantly fucked in the head. Hence the term fuckwit.

Also can be associated with pathological liars, bullshit artists, and ass maggots.
DURR I AM TEH <random tards name here>!!, I EARRNS TEE 100K A YEAR!!!!! HURR HURR KEKEKE.
by Mr. Ed January 25, 2004
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hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004
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the beatles

best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"
Come back home, John and George...we miss you...
by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005
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nu-metaller

someone who is really into mid to late 90's music such as linkin park, disturbed, godsmack, and sliva.
nu-metallers are flaming homosexuals
by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005
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