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the beatles

best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"
Come back home, John and George...we miss you...
by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005
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Linkin park.

possibly the shittiest band in existance...they know like 2 guitar chords and they fucking suck..
linkin park fan: omg theyre soo cool i could just suck them all if they asked me

everyone else: Die you fucking loser
by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005
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ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...
"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"
by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005
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mary jane

nickname for marijuana; many singers use this in their songs
"Last dance with Mary jane, one more time to kil the pain..."
-Tom Petty
by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005
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hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body
"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."
by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004
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nu-metaller

someone who is really into mid to late 90's music such as linkin park, disturbed, godsmack, and sliva.
nu-metallers are flaming homosexuals
by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005
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