Mr. Ed's definitions

paul mccartney

paul is mostly known as the cute beatle (hottest, easiest to approach, most comfortable in public eye, etc.) but hes extremely talented as well...when he started to play guitar, he had to get a right-handed guitar and play it upside down and he had to strum the strings upwards instead of downwards... he had to alter it with piano strings for him to be able to play it normally...helter skelter is the best beatles song ever

paul mccartney kicks ass!

by Mr. Ed March 10, 2005

Linkin park.

possibly the shittiest band in existance...they know like 2 guitar chords and they fucking suck..

linkin park fan: omg theyre soo cool i could just suck them all if they asked me

everyone else: Die you fucking loser

by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005

The Beatles

To the guy who said this: "A band who is really really over rated. Some songs are okay, but they're not that great. I'm tired of people telling me how influential they were. and I am not one of those linkin park fans either. I hate linkin park and modern rock, rap, hip hop, and other really bad music. I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, Led Zeppelin, Boston, AC/DC, BTO, Foreigner, etc, but the Beatles are over rated."...ok buddy most of the bands you listed there wouldnt be nearly as damn good as they are if they hadnt been infuenced by the beatles...

beatles kick ass forever

by Mr. Ed March 2, 2005

hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body

"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."

by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004

the beatles

best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"

Come back home, John and George...we miss you...

by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005

nu-metaller

someone who is really into mid to late 90's music such as linkin park, disturbed, godsmack, and sliva.

nu-metallers are flaming homosexuals

by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005