Mr. Ed's definitions

Quickie Mop

after a sexual act, a quick cleanup without showering

She wore him out all night; he better do a quickie mop before he passes out or his cock will be glued to his belly in the morning

by Mr. Ed August 10, 2015

ashlee simpson

some talentless chick caught lip-synching on LIVE tv...what a dumbass...she had the nerve to blame her band for playing the wrong so ng..then she put a statement on her website saying she had to lip-synch because of, as she wrote it, acid "refux"...she was also booed offstage at the Orange Bowl Halftime show...she makes lame-ass attempts at being punk or tomboyish...she got her own fucking show for no fucking reason...

"hi im jessica simpsons little sister, because im related to someone only slightly talented i should be rewarded with my own show and record contract, even though i suck"

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

mary jane

nickname for marijuana; many singers use this in their songs

"Last dance with Mary jane, one more time to kil the pain..."
-Tom Petty

by Mr. Ed March 8, 2005

jimi hendrix

Jimi is unbelievable...he was left-handed (like me) never learned to read or write music, and played a right-handed guitar upside down...the only other person who ever did that was paul mccartney

Hendrix rocks FOREVER

by Mr. Ed March 9, 2005

paul mccartney

paul is mostly known as the cute beatle (hottest, easiest to approach, most comfortable in public eye, etc.) but hes extremely talented as well...when he started to play guitar, he had to get a right-handed guitar and play it upside down and he had to strum the strings upwards instead of downwards... he had to alter it with piano strings for him to be able to play it normally...helter skelter is the best beatles song ever

paul mccartney kicks ass!

by Mr. Ed March 10, 2005

the beatles

best fucking band in the whole damn history of anything...im so sick of those punk nu-metallers sayin shit like "o theyre goody-goody" and im like "fuck no they were kickass man"

Come back home, John and George...we miss you...

by Mr. Ed May 13, 2005

Linkin park.

possibly the shittiest band in existance...they know like 2 guitar chords and they fucking suck..

linkin park fan: omg theyre soo cool i could just suck them all if they asked me

everyone else: Die you fucking loser

by Mr. Ed February 28, 2005