Definitions by Mr. Alan

funky fandango 

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

funky fandango by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sexy stuff

Commonly referred to as fore play, the act of fore play. Can also be used to refer to anything which is deemed to be sexy or items used for sex, ie. vibrators, lubricant, condoms, porno mags, etc.

Dude, that bitch wont stop nagging me but I have to say I do love the sexy stuff.

sexy stuff by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

his nudeness 

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

his nudeness by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

streak of misery 

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

streak of misery by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

sandwichless 

Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.

I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.

or

Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless

sandwichless by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

reek of awesomeness 

Anything which exudes coolness or awesomeness may be refered to as reeking of awesomeness, it may reek of awesomeness.

After completing a task to a high standard with little or no effort, a person may be told that they reek of awesomeness.

Good game Dude, you reek of awesomeness.

That chick you pulled last night had a sweet ass, you reek of awesomeness.

reek of awesomeness by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

willie vomit 

Commonly referred to cum, sperm or man goo

I pulled out just in time and sprayed my willie vomit all over her beautiful young face.

or

I woke up this morning covered in willie vomit.

willie vomit by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006