3 definitions by Mr HJL
A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.
I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.
That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.
That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
by Mr HJL January 16, 2008
by Mr HJL January 20, 2008
A person who is a loser, a tool, a douche or a generally annoying and lame person Etymologists rank an Ass Pube precisely between Douche Nozzle and Fuck Stick on the Endicott Peckerwood Scale (EDS)
Dude ... don't be such an ass pube ... just take one for the team!
Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
Oh for fuck sake .... stop being such an ASS pube.
by Mr HJL January 16, 2008