Definitions by Mousebagg
Value Secured
The saying used when a bet at a very good price is locked in. Value is secured when the line moves in your favor after you bet it. The saying is usually followed by a green check mark.
Mousebagg- All my Randy’s from last night are now .79x-.88x. Value secured ✅
Randy- Cade assists is bumped to 10.0 now. I’m glad I mousebagg’d it.
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Randy- Cade assists is bumped to 10.0 now. I’m glad I mousebagg’d it.
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Value Secured by Mousebagg March 8, 2026
Randy
The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.
Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.
Randy- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.
Randy- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg
To hammer a mispriced prop on DFS apps such as betr, underdog, and ScamPicks. Then pair it with discounts or other positive expected value props.
Mousebagg- Wow, I mousebagg’d the shit out of clingan double double. Can’t believe it was a full payout! It’s .79x now! Used it with all the discounts!
Randy- Value secured ✅
Randy- Value secured ✅
Toast
When you and your group of best pals masturbate onto a piece of toast. It’s a race and whoever is the last to Ejaculate must eat the toast
Brandon “Dillon, Konnor, you guys down for a game of toast this weekend?”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
Dillon “Can we hold off a couple of weeks? I have Covid and lost my sense of taste and I do not want to miss out”
Konnor “yuh”
nomulla
the act of chopping off one's fingers, usually done with a sword or other large blade. Nomullas are always followed up with a chant.
Mazon: Dude Bofuck, I am going to nomulla you if you stare at me like a creepass one more time!!
Bogart: Let us all chant after watching that beautiful nomulla!! HOOZAH!! HOOZAH! HO SHAMI SHAMI ZAH!!
Bogart: Let us all chant after watching that beautiful nomulla!! HOOZAH!! HOOZAH! HO SHAMI SHAMI ZAH!!