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An SUV made by General Motors. Also known as the Chevrolet Craptiva, this car is notorious for having major faults where owners spend hundreds and thousands of dollars to every year fix them up. There is even a Facebook page called 'My Holden Captiva Sucks.'
Look at that Craptiva pleb driving his Holden Craptiva
by MoronHater July 23, 2016
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