Morgan's definitions

kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

by Morgan October 16, 2003

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

goodly

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good

this tv is sooo goodly!

by morgan August 22, 2003

Asshook

A dispicable act using a hanger.

I gave that bitch an asshock when she fell asleep I cant have a baby.

by Morgan December 21, 2004

ac -10

To kick ass.

I'm fairly certain that the AC-10 Award, which comes from Goldeneye and Timesplitters, is a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. AC stands for Armor Class. The lower the AC number, the stronger the armor i.e. -10 being very very high. Thus, one who won the AC-10 award in Goldeneye and Timesplitters was one who horded the armor. However, since the games' makers nenver explained what the award means, it seems like it was doled out to whoever kicked the most ass (which one tends to do when one hordes armor). Thus, as both games are very popular, AC-10 has moved into the popular lexicon to mean "ass-kicker."

"I got the AC-10 award the other day on that presentation."

by Morgan April 9, 2004

good one

expression used when someone has done something really dumb.

Courtney trips and falls on her face
Morgan says "good wiiin"

by morgan October 30, 2003