Definitions by Moonbug
envirotard
Derogatory adjective used to disparage enviromentally conscious people. An envirotard may simply like eating organic food, or they may be really active in the enviromental movement. People who, for some reason, find taking care of the earth offensive or somehow stupid, call people who care envirotards.
Man, I wanted to bone that chick but she is a vegan envirotard who won't fuck smokers or men that eat meat. What a commie bitchwad!
envirotard by moonbug November 17, 2006
junk science
Science manufactured by individuals paid by special interest groups. Most commonly used by big corporations to dupe governments and nations into approving unsafe products, ignoring health and safety risks, or ignoring environmental problems.
The reason people are just starting to believe in climate change is because the oil magnates have been producing junk science to debunk it for years.
Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.
Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.
junk science by moonbug November 17, 2006
Glass and the Machines of God
A fable created by Billy Corgan, front man of The Smashing Pumpkins. The story of Glass and the Machines of God is propagated by the band's album, Machina. The Machina lyric booklet contains one chapter of the fable, the rest of the chapters, except for chapter four, were posted online throughout the Mystery. Chapter four, The Story of June has never been posted.
The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.
The Mystery was based on Glass and the Machines of God.
Glass and the Machines of God is very simular in concept to Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
Glass and the Machines of God by moonbug November 17, 2006
Roach Goblin
A legendary creature known to the stoners of Williams Lake British Columbia. If one does not placate the roach goblin by occaisionally throwing a roach into the woods, the goblin has been known to nab useful items. If, however, one is careful to satisfy the Roach Goblin, he has been known to leave gifts of weed, money, pens and lighters to good little stoners.
The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.
The Roach Goblin is two feet high, and has green skin, purple eyes and blonde hair. He wears a tattered felt jacket with coat-tails, pointy blue leather shoes, grey wool socks, brown breeches, white gloves, and a red silk shirt. His hat is sky blue, peaked and adorned with three feathers, one yellow, one green and one red. He carries a ebony cane topped with an onyx sphere in his left hand. There is a golden pocket-watch in his right pocket.
Roach Goblin by moonbug November 13, 2006
Williams Lake
Williams Lake British Columbia is a small city on the interior plateau. It is about four hours south of Prince George and four hours west of Kamloops. It's main industries are logging, ranching and mining. It is the home of Canada's second biggest "stampede", the Williams Lake Stampede.
Williams Lake by moonbug November 13, 2006
Kamloops
A mid sized city in British Columbia. It is located in the province's interior desert. Kamloops is one of the interior's largest cities.
Kamloops is a sprawling city with few redeeming qualities, but it is still better than Williams Lake.
Prince George
Prince George British Columbia is also known as the gateway to the north. Three highways meet in Prince George. Highway 16, also known as the highway of tears runs east and west through the city. The cariboo highway terminates here, and the highway north to Dawson Creek and Fort St. John begins. PG is where the University of Northern British Columbia, UNBC is located. Prince George is the biggest city in the northern half of British Columbia. Prince George is at the heart of the Pine Beetle Epidemic, hence it is surrounded by miles of red coloured dead pines.
Prince George by moonbug November 13, 2006