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To return to an appallingly bad movie, after you have done your time and pronounced yourself rehabilitated.
He had come out swearing, "Never again!", but here he was, in lockdown, serving a second stint with "Sharknado 3", an act of tragic revidivism.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
Get the revidivism mug.No, she did not want any chocolate, no, she did not need any more shoes, no, she did not have time to take a trip, and she already had three pale pink sweaters, so thank you but no. He saw she was a total no-it-all. And the day he stopped offering would be the day she'd change her tune and accuse him of being a know-it-all.
by Monkey's Dad April 19, 2020
Get the No-It-All mug.Oil prices fall below zero, Texas, the nation's leading crude oil producer, looks in the mirror and sees Venezuela.
Once unimaginable, today US oil prices plunged to minus $40 a barrel, and Texazuela may face economic collapse.
by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020
Get the Texazuela mug.Everyone judged him for the number of women who came into and out of his life. It felt to be the only way he could banish his unremitting woe, from losses and pain he could never share. He was a woemanizer, and he alone understood why.
by Monkey's Dad October 3, 2021
Get the woemanizer mug.A creature, human or otherwise, who retains the characteristics of an infant, no matter how long they have lived.
by Monkey's Dad December 23, 2019
Get the Permababy mug.He tried to explain to his four-year-old, but the images felt retroscopic - the world healthy and sane, no one afraid to leave their homes, Obama in the White House.
by Monkey's Dad March 15, 2020
Get the retroscopic mug.A deal with the Devil, made by many Americans feeling deprived of their 'freedom', to mingle in public in the midst of a pandemic.
She'd been starved for fun, locked up at home. Knowing it was weighing Faust or Famine, she was going to the beach.
by Monkey's Dad May 26, 2020
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