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She knew her kids looked up to her, yet suddenly faced with total loss of income, feeling her symptoms of coronavirus increasing by the hour, she feared she would become their unstrung hero.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the unstrung hero mug.Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Scar Spangled Banner mug.With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Bronchiasaurus mug.The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Star Spangled Boner mug.To return to an appallingly bad movie, after you have done your time and pronounced yourself rehabilitated.
He had come out swearing, "Never again!", but here he was, in lockdown, serving a second stint with "Sharknado 3", an act of tragic revidivism.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
Get the revidivism mug.The Grim Sower moved with stealth, planting the invisible seeds of sickness in preparation for his more-famous friend, The Grim Reaper, to finish the job.
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
Get the The Grim Sower mug.Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.
How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
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