703 definitions by Monkey's Dad
He accepted that he would go nowhere and see nobody till further notice. There was only uncertainty, and nothing to do but wait.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
by Monkey's Dad June 1, 2021
Having eaten meagerly for weeks, he tried to conjure the smell of retrotisserie, shared meals from the recent past, now a comforting and beautiful dream.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
Day one: Bring her coffee in bed, in a personalized pink mug. She will think you show potential.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.
He knew it was one of those "If you need to ask" things. But still, being clueless, he entered "How To Be Nice" and held his breath.
by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2022
Describing her wrydyllic Hollywood upbringing, with her famously absent, movie-star father, her alcoholic mother's three-day orgies that allowed her no place to hide, her joyous hitch-hiking escape up the coast to Haight-Ashbury at 14, she kept a straight face and slight smile, the better to confound her interviewer.
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
An unproven, minimally-tested 'cure' for COVID-19 virus.
Touted by extreme fringe-dwelling figures, and by an American President who knows nothing more than what "people are saying", hydroxychloroquine may or may not have medicinal properties where coronavirus is present. It has, however, been shown to be lethal when taken as directed.
by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020
"I wonder whether somebody like that can write good" Trump said, of author Bob Woodward. "I don't think he can, but let's see what happens." Indeed.
by Monkey's Dad September 11, 2020