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The state of craziness in someone who has abandoned their guardrails, willing to give anything and everything a try in a desperate bid for attention, changing pronouns before reconstructive facial and genital surgery has started, ingesting any illicit substance in a quest for near-death - say, taking the one-chip challenge three times consecutively - risking it all for a tiktok video, claiming enlightenment and liberty by daylight, shaking with fear in the dark.
"Have you seen the person formerly known as Bob?"
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.
by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2023
Get the experimentally ill mug.A year in which every day feels the same as the day before, and the day before that, stuck in your own private Punxsutawney thanks to Covid.
March 2020 to March 2021 felt like Groundhog Year to many, their working, academic and social lives constrained, confined, out of reach, the old forward motion of days, weeks, months a diminishing dream.
by Monkey's Dad February 22, 2021
Get the Groundhog Year mug.They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Get the sects axe mug.The inverse of dementia. A state of mental incline rather than decline. Having not only all one's marbles but too many.
He could remember every almost word he had ever read, could recount conversations verbatim from several decades earlier, knew the names of minor characters, and the actors who had played them, in movies he had never seen. He could remember the name of a person he had met in passing many years ago, while some of his contemporaries searched for the names of their nearest and dearest. The diagnosis was direct: He was suffering from early onset mentia.
by Monkey's Dad July 3, 2023
Get the mentia mug.Deriving gratification, sexual or otherwise, from exposing one's naked facial orifices, flirting with the risk to self and others of suffering, pain and death. Refusing to wear a mask in public, during the COVID-19 pandemic. Sadism and Maskochism combined.
Knowing he might be infecting other people, or that he might get infected, he strode barefaced into the crowd, feeling the thrill of public nakedness, thrilled by his sadomaskochism.
by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2020
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Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.
by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020
Get the Quaranteenager mug.A strangely-nonexistent German word meaning "Taking pleasure in another person's success", the theoretical opposite of 'schadenfreude' - a word which has long existed in German and has migrated into English, meaning "Taking pleasure in another person's misery and suffering ".
Hearing that his colleague had won the Nobel, Schmidt was overcome with erfolgfreude and immediately called to offer his profound and heartfelt admiration.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020
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