3 definitions by Monk of Justice

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aru
interjection

1. sound noting confusion or disbelief
2. Posing the question, "what is going on."
Etymology: Likely to have come from Scooby-Doo often reacting to the order to go search for ghosts with Shaggy. Picked up in the late 90s.
Hot Girl: He wouldn't let me give him a blow job.
Guy: Aru??! He what!?

Bill: Come here, Joe. We need your help.
Joe: Aru?
by Monk of Justice March 26, 2005

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(v) To make an object (usually one that is at first well-liked) hated by incessantly imitating, quoting, or reciting facts about said object.
(n) 1. One that follows another around consistently, going out of his or her way to be in your company. An exceptionally clingy object.
2. One that treats your personal space as his or her own.
Etymology: A well known person at MIT with the nickname Topher was notorious for doing these acts.
That Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard sure was funny at first, but then those jackasses with no lives tophered the thing right into the ground.

Sloppy boyfriends often make the mistake of tophering their relationships to their male friends.

The minute I got back online, that Topher noticed and called my house, inviting himself over for dinner. After the meal, he watched TV in the living room and farted on the sofa, proceeding to fall asleep there for the night.
by Monk of Justice August 05, 2003

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n - A wrestler who came out of the WWE writing team's closet to hunt down their bad storylines.
WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.
(enter Boogeyman)

Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!

(Audience cheers)
by Monk of Justice December 19, 2005

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