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6 definitions by MoRPHiNe

1. cum fart
1. When a male or female has just had anal sex and they proceed to fart afterwards.

2. After one cums in their partners ass, their partner proceeds to fart. This usually ends up causing a bit of a splatter. Sometimes a neat sound effect.

3. A kind of porno, usually consisting of a male and a female. THe male buttfucks her and she farts cum.
1.
Man 1: Oh dude it was so nasty!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I was having anal sex with Jenny last night and about 5 minutes later she lets out this enormous cum fart
Man 2: That is nasty...

2. "Dude did you here about Jenny last night...she cum farted right after fucking mike."

3.
Go to google.
Type in cum farters
Click on one of the links.
Try to watch it.
2. School
Facility

School Building-
The main stay and homefront of your school. You're probably saying "Isn't the building...jsut it?" well theirs also the Gym which (in my case) isn't technically part of the school It was added on after a large amoutn of time. The school building is usually a shit hole. Those with older schools (such as my own) will realize that summers are unbarebly hot and winters are excrutiatingly cold. Mostly because the school, being an old building, was built without the thought of central air in mind.

Gym-
For some it can be considered a great place, sometimes a reason to get up in the morning. Others might see it as a building for one solitary job "pure embarassment". Either way you take it, its only their for one period a day...unless you failed (which is just funny) then you have it two periods a day.

Teachers/Staff/Students

Good Guys/Girls-
The teachers that know its okay to bend the rules a bit. If you pulla prank in class they'll laugh. Its hard to piss them off and even when you do they seem to laugh afterwards. They won't writeyou up for being late and they don't seem to be bothered by cursing. Watch out though, if you get on their bad side (which is VERY hard to do) you're going to have to go through 3 months of appeasement before they trust you again.

Fuck ups and air heads-
As the name insists, these are the teachers that always seem to fuck you over. They'll tell you they've received your report and than disregard it unti...
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school sucks balls and nutsack
by MoRPHiNe May 20, 2007 add a video
3. Crimson Flood
A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:

FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist

MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.

Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
4. Nasty Nineteenths
A term that can only be used in the same sentence as the most digusting of sluts. She is a literal cum dumpster if she can get past filthy fifths...

Just think about the term for a moment...Nasty nineteenths. Thats fucking gross. Even sloppy seconds is pretty groady.
Mike: So...you bang Jenny last week?
Devon: I was her filthy fifth. What were you?
Mike: Her nasty nineteenth!
Devon: ...that's not something to be proud of.
Mike: I know. I've got herpes, gonorrhea, crabs...
Devon: Oh...sorry dude.
Mike: Hmm? It's not your fault.
Devon: She was clean before I got her...
Mike: Nasty Nineteenths are gross now...
Devon: THEY WERE GROSS BEFORE!
5. mexican leapfrog
A regular game of leapfrog is usually held between two people. Theirs a frog (or frogs), and a leaper. The leaper bounds over the frog(s)in an attempt to land past them without damaging their genitals on the back of the frogs head.

In Mexican leapfrog theirs one leaper and many frogs. Sadly, it's not a straight line of frogs. In mexican leapfrog their is usually a built pyramid of frogs, around 6 or so, which must be leapt over.

It sucks when you wang your nuts against someones cranium...
compared to regular leapfrog, Mexican Leapfrog is hardcore.
wang nuts balls leapfrog mexicans gay
by MoRPHiNe May 16, 2008 add a video
6. Christianity
The youngest of the religions to use the same common equation.

Take someone who is supposedly the son of god, he lamb of god,(or one of the many names Jesus christ was given.) Make his birth a virgin birth on December 25. Give him special powers. Add 12 more people to the mix (Disciples, students, hookers). A betrayer who turns on the 'Son Of God'. Crucify him, wait three days for his resurrection and BAM...you get Radical (2492.683) over 9673.

If their are any holidays based around this beings life than take them out with the pleasure of getting to put up a tree for the beings life (any tree will do. Just remember, if it's a Palm tree is it now {Insert Religion Here} Tree.) And painting some form of food with food dye and vinegar. Don't forget the presents.

Christianity - A religion in which plagiarism has been used...for like the hundredth time. It's sad, you think people back two thousand and some odd years ago would have more imagination. The fact that they took the idea from several religions (all of which were based on different religions them self which were in turn based on different religions...etc...) and then made it one of the most respected religions in the world is beyond me.

Why can't I do shit like that for my homework without getting in trouble?
Sinning is a sin
Stealing is a sin
Christianity is a sin...
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