14 definitions by MistressChing

Squid Fucker

A slur to be used against ethnic yamato japanese, stems from the 1814 Hokusai painting "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" and other forms of tentacle porn.

"You dinky little squid fucker, superior han race will crush your sad sappy little ass."

by MistressChing March 16, 2023

Piss Water

Beer of extremely poor quality that is commonly mass produced and brewed using non traditional means.

"American beer is all piss water!"

by MistressChing January 16, 2023

Stickass

Someone who has a stick up their ass 24/7 and absolutely zero sense of humour

Me: Redditors are just a bunch of stickasses

Someone: Yea, that platform has no sense of humour

by MistressChing January 11, 2023

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 18, 2022

Ambasing

Something that filipenis (filipino/filipina) homosexuals call their gay sex partner.

I kept hearing the word "ambasing" being said by filipenises all the time but I just finally figured out what it means.

by MistressChing February 6, 2023

The Assthority

Pn. A very large and famous circus of gay larpers founded by the kiketel family. Since its creation it has been split into many branches (i.e. Cryzecian Authority, Vantessan Authority, ect.) so now the original now has to call itself the Keitelist Authority to distinguish itself.

Someone: you hear the Assthority got nuked again?

Me: 🥳

by MistressChing February 15, 2023

Ukgayne

An alt-right corrupt puppet shitstate in Eastern Europe.

Someone: Ukgayne is banning Christianity

Me: Good lol they just shot themselves in the foot, Слава России!

by MistressChing December 18, 2022