10 definitions by MisterMaximvs
Simpcophant : The merging of "simp" and "sycophant" ; a man siding with a rich and powerful woman at every opportunity in hopes of maybe getting something in return, one day.
John is such a simpcophant, he keeps agreeing with her every time because he hopes of getting laid with her and enjoy her money.
by MisterMaximvs July 28, 2020
A modern day warrior is a man or woman who does things that involves very little to no danger while considering themselves to be courageous while doing so.
She says I have no balls to talk to her. She's a modern day warrior that never faced a real danger in her life.
by MisterMaximvs October 14, 2019
Godwin's fourth law is a term created by Godwin fans, not mr. Godwin himself. The term means that the longer you talk with a conservative, the more likely he is to bring cops and soldiers into the discussion, and compare them with the currently debated subject, even if the comparison seems outright impossible or not making any sense at all.
I was talking with John the other day, about these poor abandoned cats at the animal shelter. The guy invoked Godwin's fourth law and said that soldiers aren't treated any better when they come back home. It's hard to understand him sometimes.
by MisterMaximvs August 3, 2017
My neighbor is a black republican. He is against slavery, but for debt slavery. He believes in pro life ideas, yet uses condoms. He is a well intentioned, pro war conservative that only wants to help. He wants Trump to build a wall and ban Muslim immigration, yet considers himself a friend of the Mexicans and Muslims. He just doesn't make sense. I think he's a cisgender fag.
by MisterMaximvs April 17, 2017
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by MisterMaximvs July 31, 2017
A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country, often uneducated or stupid, that is concerned by a subject recently brought to his attention, most of the time by the media but can also be from other, more local sources, like a neighbor, even if the subject never affected his life in any way prior to the hearing of it.
Fox news started talking about them Muslims in Iraq. Now, it's the only thing Bob talks about, nowadays. He's such a concerned citizen. But what about the middle east? He keeps asking. God!
by MisterMaximvs August 14, 2017