8 definitions by MinecraftRulesDotCom
Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 9, 2021
throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
1: Where’s my Jello?
2:My shit is green.
1: That’s very s u s
3: overused meme lol
1 and 2: will u shut up
2:My shit is green.
1: That’s very s u s
3: overused meme lol
1 and 2: will u shut up
by MinecraftRulesDotCom April 28, 2021
1. ur homie, pal, bro, etc.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
1. Person 1: Wassup slime!
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 14, 2020
retarded means stupid jackass
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic
by MinecraftRulesDotCom August 27, 2020
The land of Bullshittia. Furries, Emos, Idiots, Dweebos, Wapanese, Unjapanese, Anime "Otaku" and Thotty Peeps.
TikTok furry: UwU I luv VSCO Girls *girlish disgusting giggle*
Normal peep: Fuck off loser, go suck your mom.
Normal peep: Fuck off loser, go suck your mom.
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 8, 2020
A meme on the interwebz of the Meme Man with the word “S U C C” paired with a poorly edited filterz.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Me: How many layers of irony are you on rightn now? Like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude. You are like a baby. Watch this: S U C C
Literally no one:
Not a soul:
Me: How many layers of irony are you on rightn now? Like maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude. You are like a baby. Watch this: S U C C
by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 13, 2020