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MTG MAGA’s MVP

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 17, 2023
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Weapons are humanitarian aid.

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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“Rat Up”

“Rat Up” — The only way to cut a deal with law enforcement; to escape prosecution; and, to become eligible for the witness protection program is to “Rat Up”.

You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.

If you do this; then more likely then not, you will be found dead and hanging in your jail cell; or, in the trunk of a car in long term parking with a rat in each hand and one in your dead mouth.

One who “Rats Up” is a person without a team, family, friends, or a country because even authorities think: “If they will do it with you then; they will do it to you.”

Don’t ever “Rat Up”; and, don’t do any crime if you can’t do the time.
You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 31, 2023
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If you are there then you’re down.

If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,
If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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The five elements of voguing

This dance style was developed in the 1960’s in the Black and Latino Gay Ballroom Scene in Harlem New York. It was inspired by Vogue Magazine and the poses models would strike in order to be photographed. Examples of this art form can be seen in the film Paris is Burning.

And fuck Madonna’s video. The bitch!!!!

The five foundational elements of Voguing are: Hand/Arm Performance, Catwalk, Duckwalk, Spins & Dips and Floor Performance. From these five pivotal elements arise three primary styles:

Old Way: formerly also known as pop dip & spin or performance. This is the original voguing style and the basis for the development of the subsequent contemporary styles. Voguing in the old way it its purest form is a dance duel between two rivals. New Way and Vogue Fem grew from this foundational form.

New way: characterized by its precision in creating complex angles, boxes, lines and illusions with the arms, wrists and hands. It was used by performers inspired by the extreme flexibility and poses of contortionists, gymnast, yoga practitioners and haute couture fashion.

Vogue Fem is based on Old Way performance and embodies an extremely feminine appearance and movement. Its influences come from Modern Dance, Ballet, Figure Skating and Pantomime. The two characteristic dynamics in the presentation of this style are: “dramatic” – very fast with impressive and “soft & cunt” that emphasizes the grace and beauty of women by rather slow movements.
The five elements of voguing are analogous to the five elements of Hip-Hop; and, both art forms borrowed the five elements structure from Kung Fu movies shown on 42nd street before Disney and gentrification turned The Deuce into a tourist trap,
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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protect the booty and not be fruity

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!
According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!

You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss! — The is one of the most famous lines from the George Pellicanos / David Simon series The Wire. Originally spoken by Street King and “drug dealer robber” Omar Little to the drug gang hit man Roland “Wee-Bey” Brice after Brice unsuccessfully tries to collect the bounty on Omar’s head in an ambush.

After the Brice is wounded and his crew is killed, Omar leaves Wee-Bey conspicuously alive uttering the famous words:

“Yo Bey, the lesson here is: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!”

Amazingly years after The Wire series ran, this line is now being quoted verbatim by the American News Media in the general direction of lawmakers attempting to bring Donald J. Trump to justice.

I don’t know which is more paradoxical: hearing a White woman say this while affecting a Baltimore Black-cent; or, that this warning is being given to lawmakers about a former president of the United States.

Wow…now, y’all got the briefcase AND the gun.
I want to see Trump brought to justice and treated exactly like both Reality Winner and Jack Teixeira. But, words of wisdom to the Justice Department: You Come at the King, You Best Not Miss!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 16, 2023
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