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Is that how you remember it? — a statement designed to call into question the projected memories of a person waxing poetic about the past. It’s another way of saying: HELL NAW!!!!!!!! It wasn’t that way at all!!!!!! The ethos of “Is that how you remember it?” Is best captured by The Doobie Brothers song featuring Michael McDonald on lead vocals What a Fool Believes — which was an awesome song.
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
And yes! That’s how I remember it!
Lover #1 when we were together we were both happy. No matter where we went out to eat, it seemed as though they were always playing our song. I never knew love before I met you!
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
Lover #2 Is that how you remember it?
Rich and successful person: The “come up” is the best part. Maaaaaaaaaaaan! I think I was happier when I was in the struggle and every day was a scramble. At least I knew who I was and who to trust.
Most loyal old true friend: Is that how you remember it?
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Get the Is that how you remember it? mug.Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
Get the nuts.com mug.50 shades of nay — the kink of becoming sexually aroused when refused or humiliated.
This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.
“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
This kink was introduced to the world by Kevin McCarthy when he left the floor of the house after a historic 11 losses attempting to become the Speaker of the House.
“I feel good”, he said as he left the floor after being publicly humiliated yet again.
“50 shades of nay is my kink; whenever I’m rejected, I orgasm and ejaculate, said Kevin McCarthy explaining the stains on his pants to his political aids.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 6, 2023
Get the 50 shades of nay mug.Serial Liars — A dark past time of MAGA Republican Party members.
Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
Highly visible members of the MAGA Republican Party murder the truth the way America’s most prolific Serial Killer, Samuel Little, killed his victims.
Serial Liars strangle the Truth with their bare hands; abandon it in public places, and carefully choose truths to murder that no one will miss.
In this way Serial Liars walk among us without getting caught even though they have many “near miss” encounters with the law; and joyfully, publicly, and proudly confess when asked about their crimes.
By the time they are caught, tremendous irreparable damage has already been done. It could be that Truth murdered and crushed to the earth may not inevitably rise again. Stay tuned.
Two of Americas most famous and prolific Serial Liars are Donald Trump and George Santos.
Donald Trump has 30,573 documented serial lies to his credit.
George Santos — considered a Trump copy cat Serial Liar — was caught earlier in his career before he was able to perfect his killing technique and become an organized Serial Liar. As of May 11th 2023 Santos is facing a 13 count indictment and up to 20 years in prison if convicted.
The key to serial lying is: killing little truths that no one will miss; disposing of the truth in a public place; letting the elements of society trample all over the evidence; and, walking freely in America spawning copy cats Serial Liars who look almost like your friends and neighbors.
Almost.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 11, 2023
Get the Serial Liars mug.Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
Get the Don’t look back in anger. mug.This is business; not personal. — “THIS IS BUSINESS, NOT PERSONAL”, is perhaps the most seminal teaching; and, the most valuable lesson taken from the movie The Godfather. The rule foreshadowed the coming age where corporations would be considered as people and the lives of individuals would be over shadowed by the need for a corporation to continue unobstructed.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
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