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You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?
Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
Get the You mad, Donnie? mug.Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 2, 2023
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Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
Mystically, this is THE ANSWER to all questions, ultimately.
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
The symbol means:
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
If you don’t believe this, just examine the stories and lives of the people that you love and hate. It all ends the same way; and, it all begins again.
We are all terminal cases; and, what will actually kill everyone is the passage of time; and, time becoming ripe for departure.
Understanding this, should the cause matter? The cause is just a disguise for ripened fruit to fall to the earth.
A Student asks a Guru who has taken a vow of silence: What is the meaning of life?
The guru draws the following symbols on a chalkboard:
♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!
And, then leaves the room.
Everybody thinks about this for a loooooooooong time.
Then they leave, too.
This is my 144th Urban Dictionary entry; and, rightly so. 12 X 12: a magical number!!!!!
“♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!!”: means Woman, Man, Birth, Life, Death, Infinity, DRAMA!!!!!!!!
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
And, no matter we’re you go, East, West, North, or South, that is the story of all human life.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 18, 2023
Get the ♀︎ ♂︎ ⚤ ✻︎ ✝︎ ♾️ 🎭!!!!!! mug.To give a public expository speech using vague and uplifting rhetoric; spoken in a sing song rhythmic cadence; as though participating in an open mic poetry slam.
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
This description is based on the key poetic delivery style elements of rapper and slam poet Lonnie “Common” Rashid Lynn.
This expression was made popular by the Season 2 trailer of the series Woke. The expression will get old when people find their own approach to public speaking; and, stop biting other people’s style. Which — actually — means that this expression will be around for a while!
Damn! Did you hear him give that best man speech; he was going full Common celebrating the bride and groom. I can’t remember a word he said but it made me feel a lot better about jumping the broom.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 25, 2022
Get the Going Full Common mug.“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.
The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.
We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.
“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.
The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.
We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.
“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”
Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 27, 2023
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An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
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By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time
They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.
By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.
My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
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