Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions
Example #1
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
First person: C’mon forget about it. It’s over. Let’s let bygones be bygones.
Second Person: It will be over when I’m dead! — or when you are dead.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the It will be over when I’m dead! mug.I think we can rule out a… — an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use “ I think we can rule out a…” as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the I think we can rule out a… mug.He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the He meets assholes everywhere he goes. mug.This is business; not personal. — “THIS IS BUSINESS, NOT PERSONAL”, is perhaps the most seminal teaching; and, the most valuable lesson taken from the movie The Godfather. The rule foreshadowed the coming age where corporations would be considered as people and the lives of individuals would be over shadowed by the need for a corporation to continue unobstructed.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
One aspect of this teaching is urging a warrior or a holy man (see Godfather 3) never to lose his or her objectivity when faced with facts.
Another aspect of this teaching — which is somewhat ironic — is that a “business decision” is always “personal” to someone. And, if you ever woke up in a bed beside a severed horses head; or, been machine gunned while pinned in a New Jersey toll booth; then the personal aspect of “business decisions” would be crystal clear.
This rule also come into sharp relief if you have ever been replaced by a machine or a non-union worker who will work for less money than you would.
It’s hard to believe that with a of the people who quote both Scarface and The Godfather, this sentence has not found its way into The Urban Dictionary in the year before 2023 C.E. That said I offer it here — and my offering is strictly business and not personal.
Amazon just replaced thousands of individual human employees with computer automation and scanners; but, This is business; not personal.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
Get the This is business; not personal. mug.All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”
All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.
All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023
Get the All I have in this world is my name and my balls. mug.Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 27, 2023
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