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The Three C’s

The Three C’s - The Three C’s are: clicks, clout, and cash.

Currently HATE sells better than SEX in America. Although the combination of HATE and SEX really sells.

Find a small group of people that can’t easily defend themselves; make them a scape goat in the 21st century American culture wars; attack them in as many arenas as possible; and, then solicit funds for your cause in every imaginable arena possible.

The HATE will get you “clicks” on your website; the CLICKS will get you “clout”and elevate your hatred in the arena of public discourse and social mediums; and, the CLOUT will earn you “cash” for your progrom.

Use the cash to by judges — especially in Supreme Courts — power, influence and friends in high places.

What could possibly go wrong?

This is how, for example, a few parents can ban thousands of books that they, surely, haven’t read.

And they don’t want anyone to read them. Why expand your mind and think? There are many people willing to tell you exactly what is right.

God help us all.

Every time we have lived a “movie” like this; the ending inevitably includes mass casualty events.

Maybe we should all read All of the books on every banned book list so we can learn exactly what they don’t want us to know.
I’m singling out my hatred of persnickety liberal vegans on all of my social media for The Three C’s: clicks, clout, and cash. But really, I just want to buy a new car.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 30, 2023
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Weapons are humanitarian aid.

Weapons are humanitarian aid — A perfect example of neo-doublespeak in the tradition of “fake news”, “perfect phone call”, “alternative facts”, and “peaceful tourist rioting with Confederate Flags”.

A most dystopian 21st century reality perhaps illustrating the idea that we really are living in the Kālī Yuga — The Dark Age.

When compared with statements like:

Rice is humanitarian aid
Wheat is humanitarian aid
Digging fresh water wells is humanitarian aid
Offering safe effective and free vaccines is humanitarian aid
Safe and affordable housing is humanitarian aid.

it is easy to see the dark irony of the Orwellian neo-doublespeak statement: weapons are humanitarian aid.

How does this measure up to offering people: food, water, shelter, political asylum, or potential citizenship.

Is it surprising that in an era where gun violence is the number one cause of death among young people in America today; that, we want to export this “largess” all over the world — perhaps as a Swift-ian “modest proposal” to solving the worldwide refugee crisis.

If weapons are humanitarian aid; then WE ARE ACTUALLY AT WAR.

Which would actually be a much more honest and straightforward statement.
Weapons are humanitarian aid. if this statement is true; then, we are actually at war and we should just stop bullshitting about it.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 21, 2023
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Light fuse and get away!!!!

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.
I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023
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MTG MAGA’s MVP

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 17, 2023
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an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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coke miles

coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 21, 2023
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Dolt 45

Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.

Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.

The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.

Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:

Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.

His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party

Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023
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