Milt Alwin's definitions

we're not in Kansas anymore

An interjection to a slip in catching on to a change or new stance, resulting in acting on according to the discontinued way.

Well, I brought in an analog TV instead of a digital one. Oops. We're not in Kansas anymore. My bad!

by Milt Alwin February 21, 2009

indoor bullstuff

1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.

I have to flick my indoor bullstuff illegally in the doorway before I can take my smoke outside.

by Milt Alwin April 23, 2009

China fast

Deemed fast compared to China's famously higher internet speed.

Kudos to this company's China fast turnaround in my order!

by Milt Alwin May 23, 2013

Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.

Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

by Milt Alwin February 25, 2009