Definitions by Miller Time

helen keller 

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

helen keller by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Study Hall 

An extremely shitty place where you are detained by teachers and other authoritive figures.

"I always come prepared for study hall: giant rubber band, lots of ammo."

Study Hall by Miller Time April 4, 2005

wangify 

To have your wang (penis) mouthified.

I engaged in wangification with her cranium.

wangify by Miller Time April 23, 2004

Schween

someone who handles a small package

His chick will be nothing short of a schween to him as long as they're together.

Schween by Miller Time May 7, 2003

Gourp

a person who smells everything they find, in search of the perfect sickining smell

That dude should be known as the Gourpion King, because only a true gourp would sniff the dogg's ass.

Gourp by Miller Time May 7, 2003