9 definitions by Mikkster78

Run the gauntlet

When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.

Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...

by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Sublimate

PSYCHOLOGY mature type of defense mechanism, in which socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are unconsciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.

SEXUAL The process of not having sex in order to channel your libido and inner chi into your craft.

In order to sublimate our being a crackhead, we must first stop using crack, get new information about how to have fun without crack, and then start having fun without the crack. This is a process called sublimation.

I cant have sex tonight because I need my strength for the big game tomorrow.

by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018

Mikky Tallman

A specialist in Mental Health and Human Services that serves others and gets paid well to be cool.

One who is on call and saves lives by yelling I need Mikky Tallman!

by Mikkster78 February 5, 2010

Punk Bitch

Any person who enters into a treatment facility and gives up there program for any reason and does not participate or get along well with others.

Also any person that tells you off or yells over the phone how they really feel about you and not have the the testicular fortitude to tell you to your face.

Recovery is not for Punk Bitches, participate in your recovery or face the consequences.

by Mikkster78 October 8, 2011

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

Coma cake

A special cake made with medicinal marijuana butter. Typically a denser cake with no frosting like sponge cake or coffee cake but does include any style cake as long as it contains medicinals.

I just made a new coma cake for the party, dont forget its medicated and eat too much or you might have a bad trip. After eating a Coma Cake one will often take a Weed Nap.

by Mikkster78 October 7, 2011