21 definitions by Mike Payne
When Jason came home at 5 a.m. and his wife wanted to smell his privates, he told her he was storing tuna.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
When Adam and his father Harry were double teaming Debbie and they performed the family switch, Adam noted that she did not have to travel to Paris to visit the Eiffel Tower.
by Mike Payne March 6, 2008
Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
Jason had to stop at a convenient store on his way to work to pick up some roadies because his wife dumped the beer out of his thermos and his homemade wine didn't fermitate yet.
by Mike Payne May 21, 2008
After checking the modem, the router, and all of the cable connections, Jason decided that his computer was just DNSing.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.
by Mike Payne March 11, 2008
The manager at the goat rental store suspected that Jason was lying about his rental goat running away when she saw the barbecue sauce stains all over his shirt.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008