2 definitions by Mike Francisco
A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
by Mike Francisco August 21, 2008
when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.
I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!
by Mike Francisco August 21, 2008