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1.
The condition of having an unnaturally tan penis in relation to the rest of your body. This is commonly caused by excessive masterbation.
Then he whipped his grillo out and I was like, "are you fuckin serious Peter, does your dick go tanning while the rest of you watches Bassmasters, what the fuck!?
by Mihlkdawg September 26, 2011