Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!
"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"
An awesome rock band...Songs include: Stanger Inside (my fav.), 45, Fly From the Inside, Left Out, Burning Bright...and so on. You should definitly listen to them.
Me: Have you eva heard of Shinedown?
Person1: Hell yes, I luff them!
Person2: Are you kidding...they suck...
Me: *grabs her really hot french fry and stabs person2 in the eye*
1. A cocaine driven music artist
2. Dave Chappelle
"I'm Rick James Bitch"
"Fuck yo coach nigga"
"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"
(1) An alcoholic beverage, especially distilled liquor.
(2) An alcohol solution of an essential or volatile substance. Often used in the plural with a singular verb.
So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
A 200 ft. version of Dave Chappelle
"I'm from the streets bitch"
very hasu danish war3 gamer. abuser 2tm!
Pulling a Skringer would be the same as performing a very bad try at abusing.
(n),(pl): Term used for people who are overly spacey, ditzy, or generally flaky. Evolution:
Frosted Flakes->Tony the Tiger->Tonies
singular form: tony
"All our friends totally boned out on us and couldn't come to the movie tonight."
"Dude...the tonies strike again."