138 definitions by Metallicajunkie
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
Kyle: Hey Dan, is your sister on her period?
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
Dan: How the hell did you know?
Kyle: Because there's a strawberry teabag in the trash
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.
by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018
A variation of the term "left of center" but FAR more intense. Used to describe people who are clearly mentally unstable, babble on and on about stuff that makes no sense whatsoever, and who view themselves in the most narcissistic way you could possibly imagine.
The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day
The first instance of a person being West of Center, was a black celebrity who had a meeting Donald Trump the other day
by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018
A highly disturbing game and even more disturbing anime that involves schoolchildren, vengeful ghosts, a ritual gone awry, and enough violence to rival any of Eli Roth's movies
by Metallicajunkie October 12, 2018
The only known way (thus far) to look are pornography on the internet, and not give your computer a crap ton of viruses in the process
Mike: Hey Fred, are you using Google Images?
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
Fred: No Mike! What makes you think that?
Mike: That glistening handkerchief on the floor gave you away dude...
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018