Battle Rifle

A weapon in the Xbox game Halo 2 that acts as a mid-range rifle. Very powerful when shot at the target's head. It resembles the Classic Halo 1 Pistol, only it is much larger, bulkier and requires more skill to use to full extent.

Often used in synchronization with the Plasma Pistol in the Noob Combo.

Player 1: What the hell? All I saw was a couple of bullet streaks and I died. Cheater.

Player 2: It's called the Battle Rifle, biyatch.

by Mehro March 25, 2005

Plasma Pistol

A weapon in the Xbox game Halo 2 that, when charged to full strength, can deplete a target's shields fully. It is very small and almost useless to use alone, but is one of the most powerful weapons in Halo 2 when used in the right way.

Often used in the Noob Combo.

Player 1: Put down the Plasma Pistol, already! Have pity!

Player 2: Yeah, sure, biyatch.

by Mehro March 25, 2005

Coke Music

A retarded internet game in which 10-12 year olds play. It involves the kids who go online make their own character and collect "Decibels," which is online money used to buy stuff. With this "stuff" they buy using Decibels they build their own "apartment." They spend time in this wierd old apartment mixing music and designing new Coke materials to advertise - I mean put - in their room. These kids do often try to be funny, and then all the others in the room go "lolz." They often use "1337" talk, meanwhile they have NO clue how to talk 1337 at all. Here's a tip for all the people who go online; get a real life, and don't make one in a fake apartment collecting Decibels and asking Russian waiters to give you a coke.

Actual footage from Coke Music: "OMG u r teh funyn 1 but i am teh moor 1337 h4cer." -Anonymous.

by MehRo July 01, 2004

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

by Mehro March 29, 2005

Hunting and Pecking

(Also known as H and P.) Hunting and Pecking refers to somebody who is extremely slow at typing. The way H and P-ers type is searching the keyboard row by row finding the key to press, then hitting that key and repeating the process. Some people such as myself find this extremely irritating because you just would like to get up, punch the typer in the head, sit down and began typing at 1000+ words a minute.

Nerd: Type faster...please type faster or I'll wound you!
Typer: Click...Click...Click...
Nerd: AGGHHHH!!!!

by Mehro November 28, 2004

Noob Combo

A powerful weapon combo in the hit Xbox game, Halo 2. To perform it, a player finds a Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle, takes them, charges the Plasma Pistol and fires off a shot at the opponent, instantly making the target lose their shield. Then the player needs only to switch to the Battle Rifle and fire off one shot to the head (or two shots to the body) to get an instant kill on the target.

It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.

Player 1: How did you get 40 kills, Player 2?

Player 2: Noob combo, biyatch.

by Mehro March 25, 2005

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the game in which you played as some nerdy scientist with a crowbar. Now, in Half-Life 2, you're a badass nerd scientist with a crowbar. It promises revolutionary graphics, physics engine, characters, storyline and quite frankly everything else. It will be an amazing game without a doubt.

Half-Life 2 will rule.

by Mehro November 15, 2004