Meghan's definitions

Tenia Wiggins

A breed of Canadia tape worm.

A Tenia Wiggins was rolling about in the dirt eh.

by Meghan January 15, 2005

Charna

Someone who likes pink and calls people homos for the very fact that she thinks the words funny.

"Luke, your a homo"- Charna

by Meghan January 10, 2005

House of Brick

adjective: a man with the necessary willpower to resist blatant sexual advances from alluring, yet unsuitable, females.

This phrase stems from the classic tale of "The Three Little Pigs", in which the only house to stand against the Big Bad Wolf's onslaught is that of brick.

Accordingly, a man who ends up caving and having intercourse is a House of Straw.

1. "What happened last night? Jeff's girlfriend was all over you!"
"It's okay, man, I was a House of Brick."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

STD Grab Bag

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!

Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.

by Meghan June 9, 2004

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.

She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

by Meghan April 6, 2004

wrestling boots

something that you purchase but never ever use.

why did i let you buy that ridiculous shirt? it sure turned out to be a pair of wrestling boots.

by megHan May 29, 2004

Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004