59 definitions by Mega Hemroids
The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????
Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020
The male equivalent of playing hard to get by abstaining from sex even though the female REALLY wants to play with his “Easter Eggs”.
Bro 1:
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
I’m gonna let Tanya crack em tonight. She has been on this Easter egg hunt for months. Tonight is the night. She gets to crack my Easter eggs open.
Bro 2: She ain’t want them nasty lil quail eggs.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!
Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Man. I don’t get it. I lifted my Malibu. I got chameleon paint and knocked up four ho’s and I’m still not Afri-Cola enough for Coke. They bout to pink slip my ass!
by Mega Hemroids February 25, 2021
by Mega Hemroids December 14, 2021
A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.
Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.
by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
Generally a vehicle or a vessel of some sort that attracts other males, platonically, to each other. Often this will be a large truck, sports or muscle car. Not be confused with white BMWs Or Lamborghinis that are owned by smelly Arabic dudes. Rarely this is extended to objects, such as televisions or instruments, such as guitars.
Bro 1: Cody’s new Duramax Superduty Megacab Executioner Lifted dual stack coal roller is a total bro magnet.
Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
Bro 2: I know. Zach and Brandon totally have diesel boners for it!
by Mega Hemroids January 31, 2020