21 definitions by Me=Myself=I
In the ultimate truth or dare, sam had to go up to ten hot girls and start groping them.
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!
Tje 7 girl told him to go to the rooms, and there she told him to grope her boobs while she gropes his dick!
It ended up with sam sucking her nipples, and the girl sucking on his dick!
by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020
Here's a little bit of sex poetry i wrote for my girl:
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
Every moment i spend with u is worth every buck,
and all i want to do is you to fuck.
I want you to lay me make me thick,
and pull down my pants and just suck my dick.
I want to makeout with you like a bunch of noobs ,
all while i suck and lick your beautiful boobs.
My urges for you are as strong as a t-rex ,
all i wanna do is have sex.
It worked!!!
by Me=Myself=I July 4, 2020
sex is a way for young couples to express affection, and a way for married couples to make babies.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
there are many forms of sex- fuck (dick in vagina), anal fuck (dick in ass), blowjob (dick in mouth), handjob (dick in hand), 69 (partners suck each others dick/vagina at the same time), eating out (vagina in mouth), fingering (vagina in hand), and so much more.
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
Anna: "I'm running low on money, and I need to pay taxes",
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
Mark: "I'll pay your taxes for you if you sleep with me tonight",
Anna: "no way, fuck off",
Mark: "no, I'm going to fuck you",
Anna: "you're such a sex taxer"
by Me=Myself=I December 23, 2020
I went for a sleepover at my friend's house, and had sex with his sister, because she was topless.
Being in a boob house is awesome
Being in a boob house is awesome
by Me=Myself=I August 11, 2020