2 definitions by McA

Intercourse with a girl for 5 seconds or less (with or without her knowledge) and then representing it as "sex" to your peers.
"Hey guys, Adam totally scharffucked this girl at the club last night."
by McA October 3, 2003
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a mentally retarded Patel who sucks chacaras and chode.
Jorge likes that choop that lives in Edison. (MCA's neighbor)
by McA December 10, 2004
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