Definitions by Max Kansas

Pepsi 

When you ask someone for a blowjob.

Man, that was one grrrreat Pepsi.

Pepsi by Max Kansas April 10, 2005

Crawford, TX

A village in Texas who is currently missing their idiot.

Ever since George W. Bush left Crawford, the village has gotten smarter. It is a shame that everyone in the village more than likly voted for him.

Crawford, TX by Max Kansas April 5, 2005

Academic Decathlon

(AD for short) a club in which you study your ass of to prove who knows the most useless information than who and also to determine who has the most prowess.

Who has the most prowess in your AD team.

Academic Decathlon by Max Kansas April 5, 2005

mol'woman 

a woman wo could pass as a man. especially one who could grow facial hair.

Person 1: Is that a gay couple?
Person 2: Nope, I think that guy is with a mol'woman.

mol'woman by Max Kansas March 30, 2005

Mr. Mojo Risin' 

Jim Morrison himself

Mr. Mojo Risin' was and still is a badass.

Mr. Mojo Risin' by Max Kansas March 18, 2005

amoleizm 

when you get drunk and fall down a flight of staris

I got this bruise when I got amoleizm during St. Patrick's day on Sunday.

amoleizm by Max Kansas March 10, 2005