Mavericklax4's definitions

Clue Glue

Sperm shot out of the slang term for boner, a "clue."

"Man, I did so well on that test I almost shot clue glue all over myself."

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

Sheldon Williams

A former Duke University basketball player who is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players ever. His ears are too small and his eyes are too far apart.

Wow, that alien kind of looks like Sheldon Williams...Wait, it is Sheldon Williams

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Bartoned

What happens when a team loses a basketball game in which they had it won, such as up by 7 points with 45 seconds left. This most often happens in a D II Championship game.

"oh man, we just got bartoned! We were up 10 points with under 2 minutes left!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

shooter

A guy who thinks he's God's gift to women and better than everyone else. You can find him hitting the clubs on the weekends, ladykillin' with a jack and coke in hand. They are always huge tools and have more muscle than is practical on a human, an absurb amount of hair gel, a gold chain, and chest hair popping out of an opened shirt.

"You see that dude over there with the spiked hair and the popped collar trying to spit game to those girls? What a Shooterrr haha!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Vitamin S

Slang term for Skittles, since it bears the likeness of a vitamin or pill.

Mike grabbed a bag of Vitamin S on his way to the basketball game.

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007