Definitions by Matty D

Barm cake 

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014

TPR 

English translation is "True Playas For Real". Greek translation is "Tau Pi Rho". This fraternity originated in Seaford, New York in 2003. It has beome the largest growing fraternity in the Northeast region but has also rumored to be in San Diego, Vegas, Boston, Key West and Orlando.

I want to be in TPR because it is the coolest frat every. Did you go to TPR's bladderbuster last weekend?

TPR by Matty D April 28, 2006

deriso 

Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment".

Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment.

deriso by Matty D March 30, 2005

brop 

Brop:Repeated over and over and made longer and shorter by gangstas from nottingham to be loud and abbusive.

" brrrrrrrrop brop brop brop brrrrop"

brop by Matty D January 10, 2005

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

fish hook by matty D January 2, 2005

Meat-Hammer 

Usually in reference to an abnormaly large penis with a large circumference.

"All I remember is a flash, a scream, and a thud as the Meat-Hammer pummeled my interior!"

Meat-Hammer by Matty D November 22, 2004

besin 

Another word for gypsy or traveller. An insult like the word Pikey.

Some besin nicked me bike, the little lucky heather selling shit!

besin by Matty D August 13, 2004