4 definitions by Matty Bro
The useless piece of skin at the end of your wiener, usually called a foreskin in the long long ago time
“So there I was standing next to this drunken goober at the piss trough, when he goes to zip up, and catches 3/4 of his skindog in the zipper, doctor reckons he lost about 98 IQ points right there, poor bastard” !!
by Matty Bro September 27, 2019
“Ok Constable, I want you to check out this dickheads criminography, and see if he has been done for felching chickens anywhere in the last 12 months”
by Matty Bro September 27, 2019
More commonly referred to by the name Sperm, or Jiz. Nut butter is a more acceptable, more cosmopolitan, more pc term to move forward in the ages...............man I almost believe my own BS, almost.
“So I was watching this porno, when the next second, this poor chick gets a full protein nut butter facial, by the pizza delivery guy, who woulda seen that coming”?
by Matty Bro September 27, 2019
This is Aussie slang to call someone who is behaving like a real ball bag (scrotum). In other words, they are a dickhead, but to a lesser extent.
You have just shouted a round of drinks, and ol mate, let’s call him Johnno doesn’t want to cough up for the next one. You’d tell him, “come on Johnno, drag your carcass up to the bar ya scrote, ya know it’s your round mate, don’t be a dickhead all your life”! In which case said scrote Johnno would make haste to the bar, and return with an armful of amber liquid to be thirstily devoured by the boys. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Now Johnno is no longer a scrote, Noice one Johnno🤙🤙🤙
by Matty Bro September 27, 2019