v. having a lot of cash to spend.
Usually referring to "cashed-up bogans": members of the great unwashed who have come into money and are moving up in society by buying a house in a more upmarket suburb. Unfortunately, you can take the boy from Balga, but you can't take Balga from the boy.
Usually referring to "cashed-up bogans": members of the great unwashed who have come into money and are moving up in society by buying a house in a more upmarket suburb. Unfortunately, you can take the boy from Balga, but you can't take Balga from the boy.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 23, 2010
Get the cashed-upmug. The northern latitudes of Australia. States in the Deep North are generally poorer, hotter, more humid, more conservative, and more prone to cyclones than its more poleward cousins. In the USA, this would be called the Deep South.
A: "I can't believe my fellow Queenslanders voted against gay marriage."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."
B: "That's what you get when you live in the Deep North."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! September 12, 2013
Get the The Deep Northmug. Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago." instead of "Dinosaurs became extinct millions of years ago.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! December 07, 2011
Get the Gomug. To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 29, 2011
Get the procrasturbakemug. A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012
Get the Clipboard of Powermug. A person who is quiet and subdued when on their own, but comes alive when around other people, feeding off the energy of their social interaction or the event they are attending.
A: "Went rafting today which is fun but going out and doing stuff like that is always funner when you have people to share it with."
B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
B: "Are you like me, a lifestyle vampire? You exist on your own, but you live when you're with others."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 06, 2012
Get the lifestyle vampiremug. To become resigned to the fact that you won't be able to defecate until your colon decides it's ready to.
Patient: "I took the laxatives you gave me but I still haven't been able to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."
Doctor: "Well, your bowel will evacuate when it's ready. You'll just have to learn constipatience."
by Matti! Matti! Matti! May 15, 2013
Get the constipatiencemug.