Matti! Matti! Matti!'s definitions

Recovering American

An American who has been living in another country long enough to understand that/why the people in that country feel antipathy toward Americans, and is modifying their behaviour/educating themselves to overcome those deficiencies.

From the phrase "recovering alcoholic".

No, it's all right, you can invite Crandall to Grandpère's birthday: he's a recovering American.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

no-boner

A woman/gay man who is sexually off-limits. The restriction is self-imposed.

Includes victims of trauma (eg was recently assaulted), sexually transmissable infection, bro rules (eg your bro's sister but you can't contact him to get permission), psychopathy (eg "sex-is-love" disorder).

From the word form "no-brainer"

Bambi was looking totally hot last night but she was on her rags so it was a total no-boner.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

Sex-is-love Disorder

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.

Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

woman

Female. Instead of being used as a noun (A woman with red hair) it has become and adjective, used as "lady" once was (A lady doctor).

Julia Gillard is Australia's first woman Prime Minister.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

Japocalypse

The events in Japan following on from the earthquake of 11 March 2011, ie earthquake damage, tsunami damage, nuclear power plant damage, volcanic eruption, missing trains, massive destruction and climbing death toll.

From "japan" and "apocalypse".

Man, all they need are zombies and the Japocalypse would be complete.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! April 1, 2011

nanna

1. n. Grandmother.
2. adj. Anything that is appropriate for grandmothers, eg early sessions. Also, anything similarly suitable for old people rather than young people.

A: "Are you going to the midnight session of the fireworks this New Year's Eve?"
B: "Nah, I'm baby sitting so it's the nanna fireworks for me."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! December 1, 2010