2 definitions by MatthewWilliams607

Joj

A confused teenage shithead who's always indecisive about their life and the choices they must make. He gets more bitches than you though. And he's naturally hot so boo you. Who needs to make life choices when you have a face like his.

Daniel:Hey did you get to hang out with joj yesterday night?

Timothy: That handsome, sexy mofo? Yeah
Daniel: I'll never be as cool as Joj

Timothy: True

Daniel: ..What do you mean true?

Timothy: Daniel, I don't want to do this anymore. I'm breaking up with you, I have a crush on Joj.

Daniel: What the fuck do you mean?? We've been together for a year, Timothy you can't just leave because he's a little sexier than me!

Timothy: MUCH sexier than you, and actually, I can. Goodbye.

Joj, watching from afar: Oh wow, I caused that? Damn.

by MatthewWilliams607 November 20, 2021

Desp

A person whose favorite school subject is science. They cannot get enough of it and they study it every single hour of the day. They specifically want to study ιατρική and that I'd quite possible because Kerapeos didn't raise the scores for that one specific school they wanted to get in for years.

Desp is a very mentally stable person who has very high standards for potential lovers
Also Desp is madly in love with Evi and wants to scream it to the whole world
Desp thinks that Evi is the sextiest person in the whole planet

Alex: Oh hey is the tea boiling?

Cassandra: No that's just Desp laughing.

by MatthewWilliams607 November 20, 2021