Definitions by MattenissusAbdullahT

Shitter

To shitter is to shatter a window while excreting faeces.

Ghazi:*jumps out of window while pooping*
Abdullah: Oh no, Ghazi shittered the window!

Shitter by MattenissusAbdullahT March 12, 2026

BISJ

School.

I go to BISJ.

BISJ by MattenissusAbdullahT January 31, 2024

Yousuf Elzamzamy 

Yousuf Elzamzamy asks way too many stupid questions. Oh, and he’s actually so dumb he’s smart.

Rahull the Teacher: Hey yousuf, what’s 1 + 1?
Yousuf Elzamzamy: Actually 1 + 1 is 3 because….. …..Yeah you get it.
Whole class : Youuuuusuuuuuuf.

Yousuf Elzamzamy by MattenissusAbdullahT December 4, 2023

Adama Traoré 

Adama Traoré Diarra, sometimes simply referred to as Adama, is a Spanish professional footballer who plays as a winger for Premier League club Wolverhampton Wanderers and the Spain national team. Known for his speed and strength, and ability to dribble the ball at pace, he is one of the fastest players in the world.

Ray: You know, I’m so strong I’m nearly Adama Traoré !
John: As if!

Adama Traoré by MattenissusAbdullahT May 17, 2023

SUS 

Suspicious.

Mateen is Suspicious

SUS by MattenissusAbdullahT May 16, 2023