Definitions by Mattb4rd

entitlementarianism 

1. The belief or perception by an individual or group that they have legitimate entitlement or pre-ownership over some thing, circumstance, event or issue that may affect them or others.

2. The notion of rights to things as a direct benefit of birth.

Some believe that white guilt and entitlementarianism colluded to affect the outcome of the 2008 presidential election.

entitlementarianism by mattb4rd September 9, 2009

disgronifier 

1. A device, component, tool, or system with no defined or understood function.

2. An imaginary component contrived by unscrupulous tradesmen in order to justify exorbitant or unnecessary fees.

My mechanic just charged me $375.00 to replace my car's disgronifier.

disgronifier by mattb4rd August 12, 2009

Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:

The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.

Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009